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NOTE: I have moved to tumblr! All of my fandom flailings can now be found there, and I'm on there very regularly! All of my fic is archived at Archive of Our Own and my all of my podfic is archived at the Audiofic Archive. Thank you so much, and I'll see you around!


Podfic Masterlist!



Inception:


When Two Suns Are Shining (Battle Becomes Blinding) by epistolic
Arthur and Eames have a special arrangement: whenever a hit is placed on either of them, the other takes the job to keep him from getting killed. (Arthur/Eames)

Unforgiven by epistolic
Eames is dead. Arthur goes out for revenge. (Arthur/Eames)

Broken Toy by whiskyrunner
Eames is broken and the team doesn't know how to put him back together. (Arthur/Eames)

Don't Feed Me, Seymour by gyzym
"This looks delicious," Eames says, because the only accurate statement would be 'This looks like intestines', and he wants Arthur to keep shagging him. Arthur can't cook: Eames pretends to enjoy anyways. (Arthur/Eames)

I Bet Nureyev Never Had to Deal With This Shit by cobweb_diamond
Arthur has managed to achieve a principal role in The Royal Ballet Company's production of A Midsummer Night's Dream, having just resturned to dancing after recovering from a serious injury. However, his co-star Eames might just drive him insane before Opening Night. (Arthur/Eames)



Avatar: The Last Airbender:


Crossing by sodomquake
1. The act by which anything is cross; as the crossing of the ocean [...] 4. Intersection, as of two paths or roads... [...] Jet and Zuko meet on the ferry to Ba Sing Se. (Jet/Zuko)



The Chronicles of Narnia:


Inches and Miles by agenttrojie
Edmund's recollection of an 'incident' with a Terebinthian ambassador. (In its development stages, this fic was known as "Edmund negotiates horizontally." Which just makes me happy.) (Edmund/OC, character-study)



Glee:


My Body Betrays Me by emilianadarling

Podbook: Here!
Individual chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four A | Chapter Four B | Chapter Five


Figment by emilianadarling
Dave Karofsky hates Kurt Hummel. Wants to punch him in that pretty mouth, show him just how abnormal and wrong and sick he is. Dave hates him so much his fists clench, and his jaw hurts, and his stomach twists so hard it feels like he’s going to be sick. (unrequited Karofsky/Kurt)



Radio Play:


The Gibson Murder Case -- a 1940's-style murder mystery
Richard Diamond is a hard-boiled private eye with a nose for murder. But give the man a locked-room case and a gaggle of unusual informants, can he deliver? Tune in tonight to find out!


Podfic Bingo:

Emilianadarling's Podfic Bingo!
Read Sexy Collaborate Incorporate Physical Sound Read Deadpan Splice Fics Together
Child Character Slash Read with a Smile Sing Crossover/Fusion
Rare Pairing DisabilityWild Card! Fairy Tale Action/Adventure
Incorporate Music Incorporate Sound Effects Record Standing Up Read with Silence Crack
Echo Effect Different Medium Read without Cues <10 Minutes Long Read Animatedly


Fanfic Masterlist!



Glee:


Kurt/Blaine:

The Last of the Romantics: Kurt Hummel has always wanted romance. Now that he has Blaine, he's practically giddy with excitement over finally landing the boy of this dreams. But sometimes getting exactly what you want can prove to be more than you can handle. (Kurt/Blaine, warning for emotional abuse and manipulation.)


For Which I Have to Howl: Werewolf AU. Tension is rising in the pack, and having the very-human Kurt Hummel come to visit his brother and boyfriend is putting a strain on everyone. Having Blaine and Kurt mate should help the problem, but the process proves to be more complicated – both physically and emotionally – than either of them could have imagined.

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Epilogue



My Body Betrays Me: Ella Enchanted fusion AU based off this prompt. Kurt's magically compelled to follow orders. A deluded Dave takes advantage; Blaine just wants to make everything okay again.

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four Part One | Chapter Four Part Two | Chapter Five


Podfic for "My Body Betrays Me" as read by emilianadarling:
Podbook: Here!
Individual chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four A | Chapter Four B | Chapter Five


Fanworks for "My Body Betrays Me":

Art by Muchacha11
Art by sparklepirate/glitterp_fic
Movie Poster by killthecandylady
Movie Trailer by everythingscomingupklaine



Illicit: Blaine leans close enough that their mouths are only an inch apart – and exhales a long stream of smoke right into Kurt’s mouth. Kurt learns about something the Warblers occasionally do at their parties, and it doesn't take long before Kurt and Blaine take it over as something special they share together. An exploration of Kurt and Blaine, intimacy, trust, and control -- through marijuana.


What's Mine (Isn't Yours): On Blaine’s first day at McKinley, it takes him less than five minutes to realize that Dave Karofsky wants his boyfriend. And over the course of the next while, he can’t seem to stop himself from getting more and more bothered by it.


Until My Dying Breath: Vampire AU. On his way home from campus to his apartment on the Upper East Side, Blaine Anderson happens to come across a beautiful young man with bewitching blue eyes. It doesn’t take long, though, for everything Blaine thought was real to fall to pieces. For his world to dissolve into a twisted dance of fear and heat and blood.

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Epilogue


Morning After: When Kurt and Blaine wake up, it is the anniversary of the day they first met. (3x05 reaction fic)




Kurt/Karofsky:

Figment: Dave Karofsky hates Kurt Hummel. Wants to punch him in that pretty mouth, show him just how abnormal and wrong and sick he is. Dave hates him so much his fists clench, and his jaw hurts, and his stomach twists so hard it feels like he’s going to be sick. (unrequited)


Shatter: Sequel to Figment. He hadn’t cornered Hummel, hadn’t threatened him. Hadn’t thrown him into more lockers or tossed slushies in his face or called him names across the Cafeteria like usual. Dave hadn’t done anything at all. (unrequited)


Fall to Pieces: Dave Karofsky didn’t know precisely what he was expecting when he and Kurt first had sex, but this was most certainly not it. Written for Glee Kinkmeme! Kinks: size kink, worship, first time, crying.



The Chronicles of Narnia:


Waves Upon the Shore: Instead of Susan, it is Edmund that Caspian gravitates toward during the Pevensies’ second trip to Narnia. And events unfurl dramatically differently because of it. (Alternative title: “Five Times Caspian and Edmund Almost Kissed -- And One Time They Did”.) (Caspian/Edmund)



Policy on Friending: Feel free to friend me! :D I like people, and I love seeing peoples' different stories and experiences. Go nuts, kids!

I am on both tumblr and twitter as Emiliana Darling. Feel free to follow me there, as well! <3


Policy on Fanworks: Feel free to make any fanvideos, manips, or fanart of my fics that you like! The only thing I ask you not to do is podfics. :( I'm really sorry, but I like being able to have my own stories on hand to record.


Also: Writing fic is something fun I do in my spare time. I don't get paid to do it, and it's free entertainment for you. Please be considerate of this when you leave feedback. If you don't like something I've written, click the back button and don't read it.

Comments

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fatiduel
Apr. 9th, 2011 01:27 pm (UTC)
Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed browsing your blog posts. In any case I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you write again soon!

emilianadarling
Apr. 10th, 2011 02:21 am (UTC)
Oooh, hallo there! :D Welcome to the freak show! Are you here for the podfic, or the big old bag of Glee porn? ^--^ In any case, it's lovely to have you! Feel free to subscribe or friend or whatever the kids are calling it.

As summer approaches, I will likely be posting lots of stuff here. Hurrah! Hope to see you around. <3
comuzinc
Apr. 14th, 2011 03:43 pm (UTC)
Gosh, I’ve been looking about this specific topic for about an hour, glad i found it in your website!

emilianadarling
Apr. 14th, 2011 05:59 pm (UTC)
Hallo! :D Sorry, which speficic topic were you looking for? Glad you could find it here, regardless. :D
caycullen
May. 3rd, 2011 07:06 am (UTC)
I have been listening to a lot of your podfics, and you are an amazing reader! :D You bring so much life to things. :)
emilianadarling
May. 26th, 2011 03:43 am (UTC)
Oh, thank you so very much, dearie!! :D *hughughug* You're a complete love for saying as much! I'm so glad you've been enjoying them, and that you think I've done a good job! <3
caycullen
May. 26th, 2011 11:28 am (UTC)
Your welcome. :)
Your welcome. :) I think you are just amazing. :) Hey, I have been wanting to get into podficing myself, but I have no clue where to start. Do have advise or tips? :) I'm asking you cause I really do think your the best podfic reader I have ever heard. :)
emilianadarling
May. 28th, 2011 09:42 pm (UTC)
Re: Your welcome. :)
*blushes like a mad fiend* Oh, that is so so sweet of you to say!! Seriously, I'm so pleased that you think so highly of my podfics. <3 So sorry I haven't been pumping them out as I usually do...

Of course I can give you some tips. :) And I definitely encourage you to give podficcing a try. It is TONNES of fun, and very rewarding. It's kind of incredible to create something and know that so many people are listening to your voice across tonnes of countries, telling them a story.

Tips!

1.) Equipment. Make sure that you're recording on something other than your laptop's mic. This sounds a bit pretentious, but the laptop/computer's internal noises kinda destroy audio tracks right off the bat. The quality of microphones ranges, but I picked up a nice one for $30 Canadian, which has served me very well. I personally prefer a standing mic, but it varies for everyone!

Also, making your own pop screen can remove some of the syllabants and plosives from your speech! Here's a little guide:

http://www.jakeludington.com/project_studio/20050321_build_your_own_microphone_pop_screen.html

(Mine is an old nylon stretched over a cross-stitch hoop, stuck into an old toilet roll. <3)

Audacity is a great program for recording audio for podfics. There are TONNES of tutorials that exist about it, too, although it's a fairly intuitive program. If you use a Mac, I understand that people generally use Garageband. But I have NO idea how to use that one, so you'll have to look to tutorials there. ^^;;

2.) Technique. I generally record my audio (hitting shift+record so that it's all one big track), backtracking when I know I've made a mistake and recording that bit over. Then, I listen through the whole thing and edit out any mistakes, mispronounciation, mouse-clicking sounds, or bad performance, etc. HOWEVER. This is different for everyone! So many people have SO MANY different ways to record and edit, so just do whatever works for you! There is no bad method.

When I encounter a word I don't know, I look up a spoken pronunciation online. This doesn't get rid of all mistakes, but it certainly does help! Also, make sure to speak at a pace at which your reader can understand you. You don't want to drone, and you don't want to rush. Take a listen to a published audiobook like Stephen Fry reading Harry Potter if you need an example! :D

Most importantly -- for me, at least -- is to PERFORM. An audiobook of any type is, to me, a one-person performance. Inflection, tone, attitude -- these are all SO IMPORTANT to getting your reader into the story. I generally do character voices, as well, but you don't have to by any means. But a monotonous reader kills a podfic for me every time. Know the story, know what you're saying, and know how to speak that aloud.

Don't be embarrassed to record sexy bits, too. ;) It's weird the first time round, but eventually it too becomes normal. Just charge right in, and don't hesitate!

3.) Editing. Without a doubt the longest and most tedious part of recording. Do not despair! A well-edited podfic is worth its weight in gold, my love. I generally break my editing up into several chunks in order to not want to kill myself with boredom. But it's worth it, hon, I promise.

Also, you can feel free to check out the Podfic Tips LJ group! (http://podfic-tips.livejournal.com/) They have lots of performance AND technical questions, and it's a jolly good read anyways. Definitely have a peek before you begin recording!

WELL. I hope you were looking for a novel-sized response, dearie!! ^-^;; I am so not brief... but I really do encourage you to give podficcing a try! It's a really wonderful and fun thing to do. Give a shorter fic a try first -- maybe something in the half-hour range? (My general guide is 10,000 words = 1 hour-ish of podfic, depending on the speed at which I read.) Best of luck, my love!!
caycullen
May. 31st, 2011 02:48 am (UTC)
Re: Your welcome. :)
Thank you so much, Sweetie!
You have helped me soooo much! :D
Thanks for giving me tips in such amazing detail! :)
Your such a sweet person! :D
Thank you again, I will try Podficcing and hopefully you'll get to hear me soon. :)
Adrin BetnCourt
Nov. 17th, 2011 12:56 am (UTC)
Why are you so awesome?
You have done a fantastic job with everything. The Glee Fics and AU's, all the Inception I didn't know I wanted and the snips of Narnia. Please keep it up, you bring such joy to my day with your predestine voice.


<3 I am still holding onto the edge of my seat for 'Float.' If you ever finish that series, I'll be quite the happy camper.
(Anonymous)
Jan. 23rd, 2012 09:37 pm (UTC)
WOW!
Hi, my name's Jen, and I don't know how to use Livejournal really but I just had to commend you on your writing. I've been reading Until My Dying Breath and My Body Betrays Me and i definitely plan to read more of your work! Seriously though, your writing is absolutely AMAZING. You have such talent, and I hope you continue writing for a long time. Honestly, I am just speechless at your ability to put words together so beautifully. You write in such amazing detail and the emotion is portrayed so deeply.. it's just amazing. I don't really know what else to say except I am so GLUED to your fics! I really hope you know how much talent you have, because your writing is ASTOUNDING. Can't wait to keep reading!
-Jen
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